Anonymous asked:
what is your purpose
Messick | 26 | they/them | astronomer
There's no such thing as too much dog
I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It’s $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
Jail!
Different Jail!
Is… is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?
Death Penalty
god she is always serving cunt.
she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.
Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog